The Extra Ordinary Plaid

And I said, “Sister, once you’ve reached a place where casual use of plaid is not only possible, but applauded, you’ve ascended to a higher than fashionable platform of style.” Silence. “Seriously, you can now painlessly defy all laws of color, pattern, texture and gravity.” I said. Silence. “Plaid is in a league all on its own, apart from pinstripes, polkadots and piano key neckties. It’s a gift from the garment gods, presented only to those daring enough to experiment with it, while remaining respectful to the wonder that is, in it’s most simplified yet glorified form, plaid.”